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Joan Rivers After He Made More Quotes & Sayings
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If youre going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then youd be an a.. to come out and say youre gay. Ricky Martin was so smart. He did what he did, made his millions and then he said, Guess what, every body? Im gay...It didnt matter anymore because he didnt have to bring in 16-year-old girls.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
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You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
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God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s..y. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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Lying about having work done is such a put-down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I'm beautifully naturally and you're not.'
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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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