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Joan Rivers Food Quotes & Sayings
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It's so long since I've had s.. I've forgotten who ties up who.
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It's been so long since I've had s.. I've forgotten who ties up whom.
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Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Lying about having work done is such a put-down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I'm beautifully naturally and you're not.'
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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