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Joe Rogan Punch In The Face Quotes & Sayings
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
Joe Rogan
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
Joe Rogan
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d..k Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
Joe Rogan
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I was probably the best that ever walked this earth. And I could take a punch. I could deliver a punch. I didn't have the hardest punch in the world but my punches were sharp and they were crisp. And if you took too many of them, you would be knocked out.
Larry Holmes
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It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.
Joe Rogan
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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
Joe Rogan
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
Joe Rogan
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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
Joe Rogan
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I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
Joe Rogan
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
Joe Rogan
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
Joe Rogan
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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.
Joe Rogan
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
Joe Rogan
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Wanting to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot...
Unknown
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
Joe Rogan
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I could just punch myself in the face for having high standards but low expectations.
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If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
Stan Laurel
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Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).
Shaquille O'Neal
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You can kick me and you can punch me and you break my face, but you can't change the way that I feel cause I love you.
The Smiths
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That fail moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.
Unknown
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