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Joke Sleep Quotes & Sayings
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin
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Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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We didn't sleep last week - we literally didn't sleep - because we've been so busy with the book.
Hansie Cronje
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I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep.
Unknown
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Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all
Heinrich Heine
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I go to sleep every night thinking of you, I wish you did the same thing too.
Unknown
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HOW TO SLEEP FASTER: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.
Unknown
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There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep
Edgar Watson Howe
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If sleep is so important then why the f*ck does school start so early.
Unknown
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Getting really fed up of not being able to sleep properly. Either wake up and can't get back to sleep or I get really vivid dreams.
Unknown
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Sleep, sleep tonight, and may your dreams be realized. If the thunder cloud passes rain, so let it rain.
U2
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At 7 oclock in the morning, theres a party going on! My mother told me, Ricky youre never going to sleep ever again in your life, now because theyre babies and when their teenagers because they dont come back home! So, its getting used to the idea of not being able to sleep.
Ricky Martin
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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
Betty White
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If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.
Dale Carnegie
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I shall need to sleep three weeks on end to get rested from the rest I've had
Thomas Mann
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Sleep is just a way of thinking of all the memories past that day.... so goodnight, sleep well !!!
Elektra
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The last person who's on my mind before I sleep is surely the first person I think about when I wake up.
Unknown
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I shall need to sleep three weeks on end to get rested from the rest I've had
Thomas Mann
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The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not belong to us. It is not the possession of our being. Sleep opens within us an inn for phantoms. In the morning we must sweep out the shadows.
Gaston Bachelard
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
Unknown
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