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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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I wish I had never met you. There would be no need to impress you. No need to want you. No need for loving you. No need for crying over you. No need for heartbreaks. No need for pain or tears. No need for forgotten promises. No need for rejected hugs. No need for crying myself to sleep. No need for everything you've done to make me feel like nothing. But then again, I'm glad I met you. Cause you were the one who always asked me if anything was wrong. You were the one who loved me for me. You were the one who care when everyone else didnt. The one who stayed up late to talk about the craziest things. The one who taught me new things. The one who laughed at my bad jokes. The one who did things, just for me.
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Somebody had to come along and do the format better than we were doing; that didnt happen. Nobody came along to take our place. And remember there wasnt the exposure back then for artists like you have today. Today youre going from Jay-Z and Eminem on 'Letterman' to 'Good Morning America' to The View to 'Oprah.' There are lots of places for singers to go now. Many of the stars we had didnt have any place else to go, except our show for the kind of music they were doing.
Don Cornelius
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There was some animosity and she simply didnt fit but everyone was so shocked when they read what she said. The things she said about the cast was uneducated and to read that in LA Times was a shock and unfair. It wasnt true because she was saying first how great was her work and its unclassy to talk about the cast that way and distasteful, especially because she didnt even work with all the cast a lot.
Katherine Moennig
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I was on Vicodin, Valium and Ambien, and toward the end, which caused my overdose, methadone. I didnt know it was methadone. I used to get pills wherever I could. I was just taking anything that anybody was giving to me. The first time I went to rehab it was in Brighton, Michigan. The second time I didnt go to rehab. I just went to a regular hospital. I detoxed in the hospital, and then I came home.
Eminem
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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The knockouts did not change me as a fighter. I was more of a boxer as a heavyweight. The problem was when I came back to light heavyweight, I lost all of the muscle and I lost all of the energy. I was going for the knockout because I didnt want to go the whole 12 rounds because my body was tired. I couldnt understand why my body was tired and it didnt dawn on me until now.
Roy Jones Jr
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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To be honest, I was never really jumping that high when I was younger. I had to work on it. I didnt dunk for the first time until the last game of my senior year in high school. I didnt really start dunking regularly until college. I just work on my legs and my core: Running the stairs, squats, working my hamstrings and quads. Then just sit-ups for my core.
Russell Westbrook
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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When my wife was pregnant, she got very upset with me because I didnt read the baby books. She looked at that, understandably so, as a hostile gesture. But I had an argument in my defense. What did the cavemen do without What To Expect When Youre Expecting? You know what I mean? Its all bullshit. I was like, Itll be fine. We dont need to go to birthing classes or any of that nonsense. Whats the worst that can happen? Its not like if I didnt read the books and go to the classes that our son wouldnt be born.
Paul Rudd
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I didnt have the kind of childhood or family life that would have given me any perspective on what a happy home or relationship would feel like. So I havent had as much success in my relationships as I would have liked. You cant live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didnt do for you. Youre dealt the cards that youre dealt. I realized it was a waste of time to be angry at my parents and feel sorry for myself.
Drew Barrymore
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I did a scary movie called Venom about a year ago and my character was supposed to be a voodoo priestess daughter. That I didnt mind because of the character, but, I just didnt want to refer to God a particular way. Im a Christian, but not a religious Christian. Im just very spiritual. I have my belief system and anything I feel would be disappointing to God I dont do. But, it has to be my personal feeling not someone elses or my pastors or my moms. If I feel that its going to be disappointing to him, I wont do it.
Meagan Good
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