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Jokes Fat Children Quotes & Sayings
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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Dear metabolism, I'll miss you...
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
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No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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If you as parents cut corners, your children will too. If you lie, they will too. If you spend all your money on yourselves and tithe no portion of it for charities, colleges, churches, synagogues, and civic causes, your children won't either. And if parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out.
Marian Wright Edelman
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A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.'
Gracie Allen
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If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.
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If you as parents cut corners, your children will too. If you lie, they will too. If you spend all your money on yourselves and tithe no portion of it for charities, colleges, churches, synagogues, and civic causes, your children won't either. And if parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out.
Marian Wright Edelman
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
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