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Kevin Hart Joke About Quotes & Sayings
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I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bi... had the nerve 2 say "WTF am I suppose 2 do wit this" I then said "Get sumthin 2 eat" he then said "I don't want 2 eat no fu..ing fast food shit, that shit will have me shitting on the streets"
Kevin Hart
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
Kevin Hart
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Not only was it that I surprised people by beating Bret Hart, but it was a great match. They still rate it as one of the best wrestling matches of all time.
Owen Hart
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This is one Hart that you will not leave in San Francisco.
Gary Hart
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You see, the way my bank account is set up...
Kevin Hart
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Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit. Thats why coke-head always dance. You ever notice that? No matter what you say to a coke-head.all coke-heads hula-hoop, I dont know why.
Kevin Hart
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Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That's scary as hell because that's her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.
Kevin Hart
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When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want the earrings I just want the backs. You could put them on but your'e gonna f*cking lose them without the backs. I suggest you buy a pack of pencils and get it poppin with those f*cking erasers b*tch!
Kevin Hart
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Spell Long d..k; L...O...d..k. Alright alright alright!
Kevin Hart
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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Yeah! Real ni...s. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me. It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep. Took a nap. You ever go night night ni...?
Kevin Hart
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Kevin Hart
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I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I got calls and messages. I would rather not to have to worry about things like that. It is disappointing.
Andy Murray
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