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Kinky Halloween Quotes & Sayings
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
Kinky Friedman
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
Kinky Friedman
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I also use women as a s.. object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
Oliver Reed
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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman
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Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
Kinky Friedman
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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
Kinky Friedman
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I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
Kinky Friedman
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William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
Kinky Friedman
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
Kinky Friedman
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Kinky Friedman
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Kinky Friedman
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain
Kinky Friedman
10 Likes
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Allthough that doesn't happen often lately, I like to read exciting thrillers and those kinky magazines.
Jonathan Brandis
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
Kinky Friedman
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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky Friedman
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
Kinky Friedman
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Kinky Friedman
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Kinky Friedman
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