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Kitchen Microwave Quotes & Sayings
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
Unknown
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I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.
Brandi Isaacs
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I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.
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I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
Stephen Wright
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The smartest thing my phone does is automatically update for daylight savings. TAKE NOTES microwave, oven and car!
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The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night.
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The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
James Randi
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I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
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Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?
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Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'
Unknown
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I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.
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Put it in the microwave, now heat it up. Pull it out add the cold water, now beat it up. Hand me 4-7-5, and you can get your issue. I got that hard straight butter, my shit thick as grissel.
Killa Kyleon
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No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.
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You can come around the my way see me on the block, my pant legs rolled up with some yellow tube socks... You betta' make sure ur Geico paid, Killa B.H. heat up like a mothaf*ckin' microwave, WHOOOO
Joe Budden
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Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show.
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The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.
John Krasinski
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I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.
Mark Mothersbaugh
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Taylor Gang or take a bite out of your hot pocket straight out of the microwave in the nude and have some cheese drip onto your d..k, leading to a penile blister.
Taylor Gang
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I wish a ni... would, like a kitchen cabinet.
2 Chainz
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What's a soup kitchen?
Paris Hilton
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