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Lawyers Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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I won't eat a girl out, but my lawyers will!
Lil B
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The trouble with law is lawyers.
Clarence Darrow
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Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
Aaron Allston
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That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other.
Christopher Darden
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As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
Sam Waterston
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Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?
Antonin Scalia
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Lawyers are predators in grey worsted.
Tom Holt
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
George Savile
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As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.
Bill Williams
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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
Charles Dickens
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OF COURSE THE LAWS ARE ALWAYS FUNCTIONAL . THE ONLY QUESTION IS FOR WHOM?
Loesje
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Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and dam it up.
John Naisbitt
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Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
Danny DeVito
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