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Lazy Cow Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Lazy Cow" sorted by relevance. 351 matching entries found.
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Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.
Ann Veneman
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Either declare a friendship being beyond help and sit in awkwardness, or sort it the fu.. out. Don't be a two-faced cow.
Unknown
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When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade, and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land.
John Stuart Mill
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They should have seen the bull when he funked the cow. He funked her so hard they saw some smoke.
Funkadelic
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I'll take him out for some gasoline. Trade this cow for some magic beans. Gonna make mom proud of the deals that I made. 'Cause I'm just a modern day Johnny Appleseed.
Sage Francis
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I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!
Patrick Stewart
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Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?
Unknown
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Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
Tommy Douglas
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Some people can get away with being very s..y to men and not looking like a complete cow, but I didn't think I was in a position where people knew me well enough.
Sophie Ellis Bextor
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But if you are in danger, then (say your prayers) on foot or on horseback; and when you are secure, then remember Allah, as He has taught you what you did not know. (The Cow 2.239)
Quran
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They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. -Pedro
Napoleon Dynamite
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Who want beef? Act loud and bleed. I stop ni...s from wantin beef like the mad cow disease.
Papoose
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We're both very very lazy, and having someone else do half the work is very convenient.
Larry Wachowski
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God, I'm such a lazy writer - I can't even think up new names.
Dennis Potter
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Why do people think that just because you're a democrat you must be a lazy free loader.
Unknown
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To be honest with you, a lot of directors can be very lazy.
Samantha Morton
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I believe welfare makes you lazy and unproductive.
Charles Evers
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I would rather do movies because I'm very lazy and the hours are much easier.
Michael Vartan
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Perhaps there are none more lazy, or more truly ignorant, than your everlasting readers.
Marcus Aurelius
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I'm barely prolific and incredibly lazy.
Tom Petty
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