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Lazy Farmer O=joke Quotes & Sayings
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Being lazy is not always bad... there are also times that you need to be lazy so that you can relax and have fun...
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
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We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have fun.
Jose Reyes
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
The Bee Gees
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The sky shining so bright and birds chirping so loud are all trying to wake you up, still you manage to sleep undisturbed. Surprising!! May this message buzz not just your phone but your room so that you realize that it is no more night time. Good Morning lazy bum. Have an un-lazy day ahead.
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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I have to admit that I am a very lazy preosn. Working out has never been a priority for me. But ever since I read this quote, it just dawned on me that I really have to persevere & set time to take care of my body. Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.-Earl of Derbyisn't that just the truth?I am still lazy, but I'd rather have the time to work out than be sick..^_~
Elain
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I wonder how can you be so lazy to sleep till so late in the morning. Now please let your bed take some rest and you start your day. Good Morning Lazy. Have an enthusiastic day ahead.
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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You have this enormous network and no one knows what's out there.
Dan Farmer
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I'm not an austere person.
Paul Farmer
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Never answer a question from a farmer.
Hubert H Humphrey
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