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Lazy Wives Quotes & Sayings
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In my world, you have to be so beautiful, so skinny, so rich, so famous and I don't believe you really have to be any of those things. You simply have to be who you are. I do have thighs and a butt. I have cellulite. Don't be too impressed with me. Don't try to dress like me or wear your hair like mine. Find your own style. Don't spend your savings trying to be someone else. You're not more important, smarter, or prettier because you wear a designer dress. I get them free and I'm too lazy to go out and look for my own. I, a rich girl from Mexico, came here with designer clothes. And one day, when I was starving in an apartment in Los Angeles, I looked at my Chanel blouses and said, 'If only I could pay the rent with one of these.'
Salma Hayek
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In my world, you have to be so beautiful, so skinny, so rich, so famous and I don't believe you really have to be any of those things. You simply have to be who you are. I do have thighs and a butt. I have cellulite. Don't be too impressed with me. Don't try to dress like me or wear your hair like mine. Find your own style. Don't spend your savings trying to be someone else. You're not more important, smarter, or prettier because you wear a designer dress. I get them free and I'm too lazy to go out and look for my own. I, a rich girl from Mexico, came here with designer clothes. And one day, when I was starving in an apartment in Los Angeles, I looked at my Chanel blouses and said, 'If only I could pay the rent with one of these.'
Salma Hayek
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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Yo! My best friend best friend till the very end Cause best friends best friends don't have to pretend You need a hand and I'm right there right beside you You in the dark, I'll be the bright light to guide you 'Member the things-things-things that we talk about. All of the time-time-times that you had your doubts And don't forget all the trouble we got into We got something you can't undo-do Laughing so dang hard, overall the things people say, All the scars we share I promise, I swear Wherever you go just always remember That you got a home for now and forever And if you get low just email me whenever This is my oath to you Wherever you go just always remember You're never alone, we're twins for forever, we'll never change no matter the weather. This is my oath to youI know you call me crazy hmm...sometimes know I call you lazy, and that's most times But you complete me, and that's no lie You are my tuxedo, and I'm your bow tie Were always sing sing singing our songs. On SQ all day, day long. And in my eyes you can do-do no wrong you got a best friend? Sing, sing along You should know, you should know, you should know, you should know, yeah(ohhh) Whoa, this is my oath to you(ohhh) Wherever you go just always remember You're never alone, we're twins for forever And we'll never change no matter the weather This is my oath to you
Cher Lloyd
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