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Life Gives U Lemons Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
Abe Lemons
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
Alfred E Neuman
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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Abe Lemons
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers
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Life is a lot like Chess...because I suck at that too.
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I think it's funny that most people who claim to be 'pro life' are also pro gun. And by funny I mean sad. And by people I mean morons.
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Life has a funny way of working out when you start to believe it never will.
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Life is a bi..., but mine is a diva.
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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