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Life Gives U Lemons Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....
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Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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The harder you try to be funny, the less funny you will be.
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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When you were a child, you dreamed of adventure, travel, and success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes. . .
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A pe..s has a rough life. His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an asshole, his family is nuts, his best friends are pussies and his owner is always beating him.
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Vince is the funniest person I've ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so hard it would ruin the take, and I was afraid I was going to pee on myself, it was so funny.
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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When a noble life has prepared old age, it is not decline that it reveals, but the first days of immortality.
Muriel Spark
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It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old,and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.
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God made everything that has life. And the rest is made in China.
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers
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Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.
Arnold H Glasgow
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I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
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We can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you.
Mark Twain
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The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.
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