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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Pope Paul VI
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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It's pretty cool that we've been together for however long we've been together.
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Its alright to let yourself go, as long as you can bring yourself back.
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Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
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So long Sammi! See you in Miami!
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
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What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
Esther Williams
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Men are like...Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
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I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
Larry Dixon
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It takes a long time to become young.
Pablo Picasso
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments.
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