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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
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Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
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Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
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What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.
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The harder you try to be funny, the less funny you will be.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
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We are aware that many national farm organizations are putting forth various plans to provide both short- and long-term relief to our nation's agricultural producers. While we believe long-term solutions are essential, the current situation demands a more immediate response.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.
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