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Only lawyers would refer to something as a brief that takes hours/days/weeks to write and is 30 pages long.
Unknown
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Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
P J ORourke
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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There's plenty for me to do. There are more albums. I'll record as long as I can and as long as my voice works as well as it does now and for as long as people want to hear me.
Tom Jones
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So long as a man imagines that he cannot do this or that, so long as he is determined not to do it; and consequently so long as it is impossible to him that he should do it
Baruch Spinoza
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So long as a man imagines that he cannot do this or that, so long as he is determined not to do it; and consequently so long as it is impossible to him that he should do it
Baruch Spinoza
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I might have lived long enough to learn all this in the long haul, but I would have been just another soul taking up time and space for a long spell before I learned.
Lou Rawls
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The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead
Robert Brault
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Tall, blue-eyed, tatted, long hair, funny, respectful, faithful, easy-going.. If I can find a guy with all that, I might get married.
Unknown
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I would have had my patent long, long ago, and it would have run out long, long ago. I would have made, maybe, $100.000, much less that the patent has brought me now.
Gordon Gould
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Ronald Knox
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I wonder if Jersey Shore is making Italian-Americans long for the days of only being stereotyped as members of murderous crime syndicates.
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I used to go on auditions, not intending to be funny, but people would laugh, and it would throw me. I think there's just something weird about me. I'm just odd. Really, I didn't know who the hell I was for a long time. I'm only now just figuring it out.
Leslie Mann
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There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
Tina Yothers
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I always did, I always showed up to gym class without my gym clothes. Sometimes they make you write out of this book - you'd have to copy, like, paragraphs or pages out of this stupid health book or whatever. Or other times they'd make you come after class, or other times they'd make you go to summer school, which I had to do once too.
Gym Class Heroes
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I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part that's behind me.
Unknown
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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Hussein Nishah
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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
Unknown
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx
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Karma takes too long, so I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you now.
Unknown
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