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A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
Anna Magnani
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I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it.
Hattie McDaniel
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I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.
Patrick Marber
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I think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore.
Cynthia Nixon
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I love actors. I married one. OK, I married a fantastic one.
Felicity Huffman
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Married friends divide the world between single and married. The singles table is always so motley, and you feel undignified.
John Cho
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I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.
Lynda Barry
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Before we got married, I had tremendous ambition. Once we got married and I started having children, then I just thought that that was my real life. Steve was definitely more ambitious than I.
Eydie Gorme
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At only 20 years old I got married. I was still a kid myself, but in those times, if you got someone pregnant, you had no choice but to get married. So I left school and the only thing I could do was sing.
David Soul
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I don't need to be married, but I feel married.
Jon Hamm
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I wasn't looking for another marriage. I had been married before. He is a nice man - a geologist, an Ernest Hemingway type. But Paul and I married because of convention.
Linda McCartney
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I don't want to be married just to be married. I can't think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my life with someone I can't talk to, or worse, someone I can't be silent with.
Mary Ann Shaffer
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Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?
Gary Becker
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What I really tried to do with Helen was make her show this sad side of her. She was married off at 16, was so young and living in this castle that can't leave because of how she looks, and married to a man she hates and three times her age.
Diane Kruger
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s..iness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
Joanne Woodward
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I'm married with three kids. The band was on the road before I was married and groupies are something you can have if you're into that. Some guys do, but not this band really we do some partying and not the groupie thing.
3 Doors Down
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My parents got married late and they had kids late, so I never felt a social or cultural thing to be married or pregnant or a homeowner by a certain age.
Anna Kendrick
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I heard we'll get you a pass because we know you're married to a black woman. You're married to a sister so we'll give you that pass but also, those who know me but also if they look at the body of work, it is the bigger picture.
Blair Underwood
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I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
Don Adams
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There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
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