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Michael Blackson Funnykson Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the f**k is the ceiling.
Michael Blackson
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Gucci Mane look like a African roach one of dem big modafu..as
Michael Blackson
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bi... don't compare us africans to haitians. That's like comparing bloods n crips..
Michael Blackson
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Yes, what is this? Huh? This is whack! I can't get jiggy with this shit! Where's your damn manager, that pink motherfu..er?
Michael Blackson
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One time I was standing next to lil wayne and this ugly modafu..a made me look like aDIME PIECE no homo modafu..as
Michael Blackson
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WTF mon dis big fat black african bi... just walked in the store singing Webbie song "what is it"
Michael Blackson
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I gotta take shit modafu..a's damn my shit runnin mon
Michael Blackson
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2 pac not dead mon..he in africa mon...i was chilling with him last week modasucka...he a cool dude
Michael Blackson
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You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.
Michael Blackson
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Motherfu..ers. You motherfu..ers! What the fu.. is this? You motherfu..ers!
Michael Blackson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
Michael Caine
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Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
Michael Pollan
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I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.
Michael Bay
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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Michael worked one day. Everybody was a little freaked out and nervous because he's a really big star. We were already working with really big stars, but Michael is Michael.
Barry Sonnenfeld
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I do think I'm lucky I met Michael. Not just Michael Douglas the actor and producer with two Oscars on the shelf, but Michael Douglas, the love of my life. I really do think it was meant to happen.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.
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I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work.
Michael Emerson
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Our sincere condolences to the next woman Michael Douglas gives Catherine Zeta-Jones' HPV to.
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