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Monday Morning Jokeskes Quotes & Sayings
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
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Success woke me up, Motivation made me breakfast, Destiny gave me my agenda and the Lord gave me his blessings.
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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Do you know what the past day symbolized? It symbolized a lesson, a lesson that was taught and was left to you to learn or leave and let go. Do you know what today represents? It is an opportunity to use the lesson learnt the last day and to move forward towards your goal and your aims. Good Morning and have a wonderful day.
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Beautiful Tomorrow Never Comes, When It Comes It's Already Today! In Hunt Of Beautiful Tomorrow, Lets Not Waste The Wonderful Today. Good Morning!
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I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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I hope your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday.
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President Obama on Monday unveiled his re-election slogan, 'Forward'. Which is strange because it seems like every forward I get is Anti-Obama.
Seth Meyers
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Tomorrow is just another Monday or it's the first day on your path to success. It's cliche but true: Your destiny is defined by your effort.
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Happy Hump Day! We're half way there to drinking cocktails and making decisions we will regret on Monday!
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Well, I had started a program which is even longer running than this one in 1967 which was a jazz program called The Best of Jazz and that still goes out on Monday nights. That's been going for 33 years or something.
Humphrey Lyttelton
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Just a heads up not to worry about any April Fool's Day pranks because I'll be too depressed that it's Monday.
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Just a reminder it's daylight savings this weekend which means I'll be late Monday when I forget it's daylight savings.
Unknown
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I wanna kidnap you, baby, change of plans. Monday is Germany, Tuesday Japan. Wednesday is Italy, Thursday is France. Friday is Yacht day, you and all your friends. Chillin' on the coast of Puerto Rico with your man.
Gorilla Zoe
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I can't do anything about the past, and I don't know what the future holds. But when I wake up in the morning, I can make up my mind to do my best to enjoy my day, I will strive higher, rise above obstacles and live in health, abundance and victory. I submitted myself to God and my all is in his hands. God will strengthen my weakness and He will heal my pain and bruises.
Bel Claveria Carig Martinez
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Its Monday. Marriage sucks. School sucks. Winter sucks. Everybody sucks. Oh, sorry. It's my lady time...
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Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
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Come around we on a sunday. Nah stop linga all night till it dun deh. Bring di fun we tek it 'round a Uptown Monday. See di gal dem a bruk out and wind and go dung deh.
Elephant Man
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Good Friday morning all....Make it happen today, we all have choices to make. Make them count, no matter how small.
Christopher Brisley
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I don't like to go out to clubs and party. I'm not into 'Let's go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday' that's just not me. I'm a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don't.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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