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Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. -Uncle Rico
Napoleon Dynamite
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Johnny Mercer was my father's best friend and became mine as well. And Harold Arlen, whom I would call Uncle Harry, and Harry Warren: those were ones who I really became close to.
Margaret Whiting
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You ain't talkin' paper, dawg, so you don't understand. Spazzin' on these ni...s, bi... I'm going H.A.M. Taxin' all these ni...s call me Uncle Sam.
Wiz Khalifa
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I have journalism everywhere-mother, father, aunts, uncle and grandparents. I think I have a strong journalistic streak in me-I'm really critical and analytical. It's funny, because my husband is Italian, and Italians have this tendency to exaggerate all the time.
Olivia Wilde
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When I read the pilot for Married...with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
Ed ONeill
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When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children', it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
Ed O'Neill
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It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender, drain a bottle of stout and say 'Ah, the chill of consciousness returns
Molly O'Neill
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The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic.
Dominic Chianese
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If we all determine to leave people and places a little better than we found them, think what a difference that would make. You can start with a simple act of picking up a piece of trash on the ground and putting it in a proper receptacle or just saying an encouraging word to someone.
Uncle Phil
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Say hello to Dexter, say hello to uncle Fester. Got them gazing at my necklace and my crazy sun protectors. G-shocks, I got a crazy thumb collection. Haters, I can't fu..in' hear your reception.
Tinie Tempah
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You only get one shot at this life. Some days you'll fly and some days you'll fall. Live so when your toes turn up, there'll be lots of folks at your funeral - not just to collect an inheritance and smell the flowers.
Uncle Phil
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Sometimes life is like a dark tunnel. Though you can not always see the light at the end, if you keep going you will eventually get to a better place.
Uncle Iroh
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Unlike some of the time-travel movies I love, like 'Primer' or '12 Monkeys,' 'Looper' is not about time travel. It's about this situation that time travel creates and the people dealing with that situation. So narratively, the big challenge was to have time travel get out of the way.
Rian Johnson
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Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers.
Benicio Del Toro
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You should never run from the truth - even if it don't suit you. The key is making sure it is the truth, not some well polished fable made up to suit folks' fancies.
Uncle Phil
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How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. -Uncle Rico
Napoleon Dynamite
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How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. -Uncle Rico
Napoleon Dynamite
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Gimme the beat & free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock & roll.
Uncle Kracker
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Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..
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