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An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons.
Humphrey Lyttelton
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My uncle out in Texas Can't even write his name He signs his checks with Xs But they cash 'em just the same
Irving Berlin
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Adam doesn't need a partner, the guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I'm not crazy. I created you all. And I can here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave. If you don't believe me, ask my Uncle. -Professor
Futurama
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
Chuck Nevitt
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It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
P G Wodehouse
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My youngest uncle Randy and I were the first members of our entire family to ever go to college.
James Earl Jones
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Uncle Brett had a definite vision that he was after, I don't think having a famous father affected him much.
Kim Weston
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3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen you two...there's a strange rumor that can't be true They say man was descended from our noble race but the very idea is a big disgrace. No monkey ever deserted his wife or her baby to ruin their lives.
Damian Marley
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Crib out in Bel-Air, no uncle Phil ni...s. So I take em' in the basement and yea I feel Tigga.
Fabolous
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I developed the habit of writing novels behind a closed door, or at my uncle's, on the dining table.
Patrick White
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My life's experiences, I've always had, my uncle used to call it antenna. I know what's going to happen oftentimes before it happened when it's involving me.
Terrence Howard
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Although teachers do care and do work very, very hard, the institution is psychopathic-it has no conscience. It rings a bell and the young man in the middle of writing a poem must close his notebook and move to a different cell where he must memorize that humans and monkeys derive from a common ancestor.
John Taylor Gatto
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An empty wagon makes the most noise. Just because there's a bunch of thunder don't necessarily mean there's any rain coming with it .
Uncle Phil
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TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle.
John C McGinley
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I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.
Emeril Lagasse
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Pray to God I washed my hand, but I be damned 2012 100 racks to Uncle Sam.
Kendrick Lamar
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I like them all - I don't always approve. I see myself as a sort of benevolent uncle to these characters, and I can see why they do what they do; sometimes they make some mistakes, but at heart I think they're decent.
Patrick Marber
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The reason most folks wander around this world with a cell phone stuck to their ear is they can't stand the thought of being alone with themselves and their thoughts.
Uncle Phil
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