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My Birth Day Status Quotes & Sayings
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
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The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids
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Each day is one step further from birth, one moment closer to dismissal. How we travel this path is our own decision.
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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...human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but...life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Life planned out before my birth, nothing could I say. Had no chance to see myself, molded day by day.
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Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh.
Robert Bolt
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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If Solomon counts the day of one's death better than the day of one's birth, there can be no objection why that also may not be reckoned amongst one's remarkable and happy days.
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The Church does not superstitiously observe days, merely as days, but as memorials of important facts. Christmas might be kept as well upon one day of the year as another; but there should be a stated day for commemorating the birth of our Saviour, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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We do not choose the day of our birth nor may we choose the day of our death, yet choice is the sovereign faculty of the mind.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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