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My Birth Day Status Quotes & Sayings
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When I was younger, I thought Labor Day meant all the pregnant ladies had to give birth.
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers Day Dad. I miss you.
Nishan Panwar
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate.
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Each day is a little life: every waking and rising a little birth, every fresh morning a little youth, every going to rest and sleep a little death.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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God made women, have periods and give birth because He knew guys weren't strong enough to handle it.
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
Sameerah Shareef
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
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Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.
Dean Koontz
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Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the same state. There is as little reason to deplore the one as there is to be pleased over the other.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except mine, she gave birth to a legend!
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the Thou shouldst not grieve.
Bhagavad Gita
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Hesitation before birth. If there is a transmigration of souls then I am not yet on the bottom rung. My life is a hesitation before birth.
Franz Kafka
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Birth is nothing where virtue is not
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The commonest objection to birth control is that it is against nature.
Bertrand Russell
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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