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My Momma Didnt Raise Me Quotes & Sayings
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So let's run away, let's run away. Momma say I'm too young for love and lovin' you is all I'm thinkin' of.
Teyana Taylor
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
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Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth
Superbad
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Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
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Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Unknown
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Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is s..y and your momma is a cougar.
J Cole
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
Unknown
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Am I less of a lady if I dont where panty hose. My momma said a lady aint what she wears but what she knows
India Arie
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Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!'
Unknown
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Momma... style you gotta see her to believe it! The type of girl that every man wants, Is shwaty a bomb? She really got it going on and I just gotta have her!
Rock City
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Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Unknown
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If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Dolly Parton
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Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
Unknown
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Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
Unknown
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