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Newly Wed Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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African-American women account for 67 percent of all newly diagnosed female AIDS cases.
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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We often say that the biggest job we have is to teach a newly hired employee to fail intelligently... to experiment over and over again and to keep on trying and failing until he learns what will work.
Charles Kettering
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The newly decorated theatres produced things like car parks and restaurants, so you could have a good night out, quite cheaply without all that bother of having to go somewhere else.
Timothy West
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Nudity was an inconvenient but unavoidable part of pack life. Wed all thought nothing of it before Leah came along. Then it got awkward. -Jacob Black
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Neither of us meant for things to be this way. If things went differently, maybe wed still talk today.
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Ive re-newly fallen in love with green chiles. They put them on everything here in NM: burgers, eggs, cereal, pudding. Im obsessed.
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The biggest job we have is to teach a newly hired employee how to fail intelligently. We have to train him to experiment over and over and to keep on trying and failing until he learns what will work.
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Who wooed in haste and means to wed at leisure
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For Ive been born and Ive been wed. All of mans peril comes of bed.
CH Webb
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Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
William Shakespeare
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Sometimes we expect more from others, because wed be willing to do much more for them; and as we grow older we dont lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are.
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