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Newly Wed Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Poetical appreciation is only newly bursting on me.
Isaac Rosenberg
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Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Five fingers, pledge allegiance to my one God. Wed have been through hell, so heaven aint far.
Tyga
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I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have s...
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The newly passive George Bush has become something of an embarrassment.
Tony Snow
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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In the '20s they were telling us wed all have our own private plane and take vacations to the moon.
Jay Chiat
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Selling butter just to get the fam bread I spread. I got married to the streets and it was here I wed.
Meek Mill
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I'm working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday.
Robert Stack
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