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Not My Babies Father Just Sperm Donor Quotes & Sayings
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Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Ralph Wiggum
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Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
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I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.
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I want babies. Lots of babies. Of course!
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The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father
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Back in fifth grade, I was obsessed with Pokemon cards and Beanie Babies! My family and I would be online 4 am in the morning, just to get a new shipment of beanie babies.
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I think my husband secretly wants babies because every time I get paranoid about being pregnant he gets all snuggly. I don't want babies.
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Girls that becoming ladies, and my friends are having babies, and babies are dropping dead in my city. This shit is crazy, and I dont know if speaking on it helps. This the shit that's on my mind I just keep it to myself.
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People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my babies. It is the case that makes me the proudest.
Alfred Kahn
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People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my babies. It is the case that makes me the proudest.
Alfred Kahn
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People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my babies. It is the case that makes me the proudest.
Alfred Kahn
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Im an organ donor, need anything?
Unknown
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I get more brain than an organ donor.
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Could be an organ donor the way I give up my heart.
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Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.
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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
Lenny Bruce
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I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
Unknown
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Babies are such amazing creations, they put up with all our nonsense and we keep believing that we are amazing parents.
Hermann J Steinherr
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
Emile M Cioran
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Jethro Tull
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