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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager.
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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
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Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.
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You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
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You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
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Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.
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You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.'
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You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
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You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
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I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he?
Ian St John
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
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Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person.
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Excuse me, here's your nose...I found it in my business.
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The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.
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