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Off To Bed Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Off To Bed Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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s.. is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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Spooning For girls: A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. For guys: A dead arm, a face full of hair and a awkward boner that you can't do anything about.
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza.
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
Jennifer Lopez
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
Guy De Maupassant
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'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.'
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I LOVE SLEEPING but I never want to go to bed early.
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The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world
Napoleon Bonaparte
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My bed always feels more comfortable when I'm being forced to get out of it.
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I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.
Daphne Zuniga
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My bed loves to eat phones and socks.
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My bed is my closest friend. He never leaves, he's always there for support, and he even comforts me when I'm down.
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The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin Edwards
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