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Those from whose pocket the salary is drawn, and by whose appointment the officer was made, have always a right to discuss the merits of their officers, and their modes of exercising the duties they are paid to perform.
Charles Babbage
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So fu.. the laws except for officer Tony, cuz he real behind the badge he's a real ni**a, thats why we chill.
Z-Ro
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McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your pe..s? -Officer Slater
Superbad
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We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels
Superbad
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McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your pe..s? -Officer Slater
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We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels
Superbad
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Unknown
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Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
Superbad
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I handed my passport to the immigration officer, and he looked at it and looked at me and said, What are you?
Grace Hopper
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.
Unknown
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
Moe Howard
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Look I'm not saying drugs are good but I'm not saying drugs are bad. What I am saying is that if you take them away I will be sad, officer.
Unknown
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My dad sacrificed many things in life for me. He abandoned a very promising and lucrative career of an army officer just so that he could continue helping me with my chess and accompanying me to tournaments.
Alexandra Kosteniuk
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As I suffer in the defence of my Country, I must consider this hour as the most glorious of my life -Remember that I die as becomes a British Officer, while the manner of my death must reflect disgrace on your Commander.
John Andre
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Pro football was taking off when I became commissioner, and when a sport's successful and you're its chief executive officer, much of the credit flows to you and you develop a good track record.
Pete Rozelle
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Please Mr. Officer, leggo me hand. You don't know me and you don't understan. You see me flashin' a criss rental. So you take that me a criminal.
Gregory Isaacs
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My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer.
Damon Wayans
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There is no reason for anyone in this country, anyone except a police officer or a military person, to buy, to own, to have, to use a handgun... and the only way to do that is to change the Constitution.
Michael Gartner
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We further decree that the Senate of the United States elect a prominent Democrat as their presiding officer, to act as President until the next election, and to reconstruct the Cabinet according to our wishes hereafter to be declared.
Joshua A Norton
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