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Owning A Dog Quotes & Sayings
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Unknown
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Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I'm serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral.
Elizabeth Pena
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It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark. When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park.
Run DMC
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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
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The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
Edgar Watson Howe
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How gon' look in your sons face and turn your back. Then go start another family dog what type of shit is that?
J Cole
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We are all vegetarians here, and except for a mountain lion that's been hanging around and killed our dog, we don't have a care in the world.
Dirk Benedict
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You know what's fun? Your dog being sprayed by a skunk at 11pm and then proceeding to give her five baths.
Jenna Dewan Tatum
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Unknown
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Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man.
Andres Segovia
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Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails.
Unknown
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I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog.
Owen Hart
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard
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Dogs are indeed the most social, affectionate, and amiable animals of the whole brute creation...
Edmund Burke
11 Likes
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A lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It's part of the dog and pony show.
John Turturro
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I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his d..k while he's pissing.
Immortal Technique
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My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait. Nevermind.
Christopher Mintz Plasse
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
Pamela Anderson
5 Likes
After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that went a lot deeper than the dead dog, which is you can't bring back anything to life.
Alan Alda
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