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Parking Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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There will always be space in my parking lot, when you need a little coke and sympathy.
The Rolling Stones
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Parking is a nightmare for me...I still have sensors on my car that help me park.
Jordana Brewster
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Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?
Unknown
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I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.
Princess Diana
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Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps.
Bill O Reilly
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And you know I wanna ask you to dance right there. In the middle of the parking lot...Yeah
Taylor Swift
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If I make her cu. it's a compliment. ni... fu.. you, like a parking ticket.
2 Chainz
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Leave you up in the parking lot fu.. it ni... you gon see me. I will not be hard to find just look for the Lamborghini.
Webbie
33 Likes
Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Unknown
60 Likes
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When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
Bob Edwards
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Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
Unknown
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If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.
Michael King
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Bill Vaughan
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
Unknown
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You wanna fight you do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school, surrounded by books.
Danny Mcbride
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
Unknown
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[on being attacked in a parking lot] While I was being pounded to pieces, I was just thinking, 'Hell...oh, this is just so absurd.' You have to laugh because it's so...where do they come from?
Johnny Rotten
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I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.
Angela Kinsey
23 Likes
I just ran over an elderly couple at the Target parking lot, but don't worry because I've been told that my car is going to be ok.
Unknown
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