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Pay Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Today we pay tribute to the men who have served as President for their leadership and sacrifice, wishing you all a happy Presidents' Day!
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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I'm recycling cans this Earth Day for the extra nickels to help pay for gas.
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Some pay to see me win, some pay to see me lose, but they all pay.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
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May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness. Happy Boss Day!
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I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.
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I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
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I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the tow truck is pulling away... and I know why.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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It's hump day! Lets help others get over this week's hump. Reach out to someone and pay it forward today!
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Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay
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Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay.
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I say fu.. sleep stayed up, fu.. you pay up. Always got a pay check, never took a pay cut.
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Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
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Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day.
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating s.. lives of our friends with children.
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