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Phyllis Diller Dri Quotes & Sayings
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller
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It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core
Phyllis Diller
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Phyllis Diller
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
Phyllis Diller
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I admit, I have a tremendous s.. drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Phyllis Diller
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Phyllis Diller
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There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Phyllis Diller
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual
Phyllis Diller
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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This is a world in which reasons are made up because reality is too painful.
Barry Diller
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The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind.
Barry Diller
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Sometimes it seems like there's more footnotes than text. This isn't something we're proud of, and over time we'd like to see our footnotes steadily shrink.
Barry Diller
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A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
Phyllis McGinley
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It is a mystery why any Americans would support the concept of the EU.
Phyllis Schlafly
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It is very a dangerous thing to have an idea that you will not practice.
Phyllis Bottome
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Birth on U.S. territory has never been an absolute claim to citizenship.
Phyllis Schlafly
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In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime.
Phyllis McGinley
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