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Phyllis Diller Holiday Quotes & Sayings
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller
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It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core
Phyllis Diller
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
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I admit, I have a tremendous s.. drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Phyllis Diller
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Phyllis Diller
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual
Phyllis Diller
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
John B Priestly
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Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday Inn closed early tonight.
The Situation
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Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!
Amanda Bradley
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As the holiday season approaches, may your home be filled with lots of love, laughter and yummy smells!!
Jesse Joseph
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I like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.
Fred Rogers
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Sending warm wishes from our family to yours this holiday season.
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Holiday Greetings and Best Wishes for a New Year of happiness and a world of peace.
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Wishing you a beautiful holiday season and a new year of peace and happiness.
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