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Pig Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.
William J Clinton
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I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me.
Sienna Miller
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The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots that we left for him. What a pig.
Steve Carell
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I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed.
Michael Caine
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I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.
Mariah Carey
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I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.
Mariah Carey
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I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.
Mariah Carey
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In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig.
Dave Blood
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ni... I be goin H.A.M. till the pig gone. All this ice around my neck, I got a fridge on!
Meek Mill
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Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.
Scott Weiland
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I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.
Cornelia Funke
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I got my grub on, but didn't pig out. Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out.
Ice Cube
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
Martina Navratilova
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What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.
Sinead O'Connor
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I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.
Grace Slick
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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