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Pretending To Car Quotes & Sayings
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A person trying to take control of their own life without God, is like a 7-year-old behind the wheel of a muscle car.
Unknown
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A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green.
Michael Frayn
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This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!
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so you just stole a bait car with your girlfriend, called your whole family to brag about it, and you're pregnant.
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Buckle up...it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
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My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
Nick Swardson
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.
Tommy Cooper
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I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders.
Tracey Gold
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Just bought another car, had to drop that top. For 200 dollars, she'll suck that c*ck.
Rick Ross
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I would shoot you with my gun, put you in the back of my car, take you home, and ask if your alright!
Jonas Brothers
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I new my mom got in a car accident. I had the feeling. Damn it's like mother daughter sense.
Unknown
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car
Carrie Snow
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I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car.
Billy Corgan
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Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.
Daniel S Greenberg
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Just saw a three wheeled car in highgate, I can't believe people ever thought they were a good idea.
Calvin Harris
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(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Tallulah Bankhead
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Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em!
Patsy Cline
0 Likes
I think you have to feel comfortable with your car. You have to go into turn one, every lap, with confidence. You have to be sure of yourself and your equipment.
Danica Patrick
1 Likes
It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
Chelsea Handler
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We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit.
David Suzuki
22 Likes
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