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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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They can argue whatever they want. The problem is, when you interview every passenger, during the interviews you are looking for - you profile - you do profiling, to find the suspicious ones and put them out from the rest of the passengers.
Isaac Yeffet
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I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile.
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.
Jimmy Fallon
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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I really think it would be cowardly to pull back and not challenge the status quo, when the status quo may not be the right way for the field to go.
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If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....
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'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Net.
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Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not.
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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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