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Pylis Diller Quotes & Sayings
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
Phyllis Diller
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Sometimes it seems like there's more footnotes than text. This isn't something we're proud of, and over time we'd like to see our footnotes steadily shrink.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
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I admit, I have a tremendous s.. drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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A diller, a dollar, a ten o'clock scholar, what makes you come so soon? You used to come at ten o'clock, but now you come at noon
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There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual
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The world is changing. Networks without a specific branding strategy will be killed. I envision a world of highly niched services and tightly run companies without room for all the overhead the established networks carry.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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