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Retirement Thank Youism Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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I've enjoyed my retirement.
Darrell Royal
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To retire is to die.
Pablo Casals
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Maybe forced retirement isn't necessary after all.
Ben Stiller
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I need to retire from retirement.
Sandra Day O'Connor
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Americans are not saving enough for retirement.
Tammy Baldwin
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No, I don't belong to a retirement community.
Sally Kellerman
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Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
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Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
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Sorry about shipping you to a retirement home.
Unknown
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The pain of retirement means loss.
John Murray
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Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
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Old teachers never die; they just grade away.
Unknown
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For now I'm building up stories for the retirement home!
Carol Vorderman
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I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy
Danny McGoorty
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I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
Bette Davis
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I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol.
Unknown
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