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Retirement Thank Youism Joke Quotes & Sayings
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My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
Patty Doyle
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Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it
Charles De Saint-Evremond
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L Moody
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L Moody
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L Moody
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
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There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.
Catherine Pulsifer
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Our government makes the simple promise of a secure retirement to every American who works for many years and contributes to our retirement benefit system.
Sue Kelly
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Right now, too many women who reach retirement age find themselves widowed or single, relying on their Social Security check for over half of their income.
Judy Biggert
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I was a stock broker once. I think there is an absolute place for market investments. But they should never be the basis of one's retirement. They should be an additional piece on top of a basic, secure, guaranteed retirement benefit.
Barbara Boxer
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The retirement system that is in place for members of Congress and other federal workers features what is known as the Federal Employment Retirement Plan.
Virgil Goode
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Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great until he has gained a knowledge of himself, a knowledge which can only be acquired by occasional retirement.
Johann Georg Von Zimmermann
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
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