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Return Monday Quotes & Sayings
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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If days of the week were s.. acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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Monday Night Football. That was everything to me because you get a chance to show everybody what you're capable of. It's only two teams on that Monday night.
Jerry Rice
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It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...
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Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?
Epictetus
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I got 99 problems and they're all due Monday.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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