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Santa S Car Funnyar Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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It's not a case of 'look at me in my car'; it's more, 'look at the car'. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more.
Jay Kay
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You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.
Doris Roberts
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At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return.
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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car, the car talk back. Then I step up out the car, watch the car back back.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
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Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.
Sam Houston
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I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I did go part way, but I stopped. I went again and stopped. I then got out of the car and stood by the car a nervous wreck.
Susan Smith
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