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Santa S Car Funnyar Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment.
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
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