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Santa S Car Funnyar Funny Quotes & Sayings
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
Tom Armstrong
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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I want someone who can buy me a new car...
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After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays...
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
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I'll never take my mom's car out again until I can do it legally.
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Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's most attractive car, but they look better when you push two of them together.
Seth Meyers
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family-I'm going to be married and buried there.
Katy Perry
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car
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I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
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When I said I'd hit that I meant with my car.
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At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take a photo of myself for my profile picture!?'
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Will Shriner
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A relationship without trust; is like a car without gas. You can sit in it as long as you want, but it won't go anywhere.
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Sorry your car isn't quite shitty enough for you to benefit from the Cash for Clunkers plan.
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