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Sarcastic Cleanliness Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Sarcastic Cleanliness" sorted by relevance. 379 matching entries found.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
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I'd kick you in the vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.
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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
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Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
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Its annoying when my sister is a smartass in front of her friends. Sorry but youre not cool or funny for being loud and sarcastic.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
Rowan Atkinson
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Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers...and only keep two open!
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Sorry...I couldn't hear you over all the f*ck I don't give.
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I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
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I hate it when I don't forward chain messages and I die the next day.
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Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of s..y.
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Have a nice life ahh who am I kidding, I hope you get hit by a moving truck.
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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.
Joaquin Phoenix
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