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Sarcastic Onelinersabolous Weed Quotes & Sayings
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I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
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I love you is 8 letters...so is bullshit.
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I love you and it's getting worse.
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it, is considered rude...
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I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
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Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic.
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When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days.
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I got the bomb weed, you know I'm blowin hella tokes. I got the good shit that leave you laid up on the floor. I got the crip nugs, I got the big sacks I got the type of bud that kick you in your fu..in ass.
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His heart? I own that...His back? I got that...His weed? I roll that...My baby? He knows that...My hands? He holds that...His role? He plays that...They Jealous? We know that...We're Happy? They hate that.
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Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fu.. are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin weed ni....
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit.
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I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.
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Oh I'm sorry, I didnt realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
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You're lesbian? You're not attracted to men...but you're dating girls that looks like men. That makes complete sense!
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I like my women soft-spoken but the weed loud catching heat floor seats and we all fresh from coarse seats to court seats is progress.
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I'm super psychedelic, I'm smokin' weed whit the fairies, And if drugs are bad, throw away every CD you carry, Cause drugs have inspired every musical visionary, And this ain't even the album, So the thought alone should be scary.
BOB
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