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Saturday Morning Funny One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now? Am I just under a spell that says nothing is ever good enough?
Chuck Palahniuk
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I didn't grow up thinking of movies as film, or art, but as movies, something to do on a Saturday afternoon.
Sydney Pollack
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On Saturday afternoons, there was a film, of course, and then we did about four shows between the films. And I would do a tap dance, a little military tap.
Barbara Cook
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Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few things in this world that you get free of charge. If you had all the money in the world, You couldn't buy an extra hour. What will you do with this priceless treasure..
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I continue to smile each day because life is simply way too short to cry of anything that's worthless.
Unknown
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One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
Brian Clough
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Where do these arms come from, these Saturday night specials that constitute the instrument of threats in bank robberies, or the hand grenades used by terrorists? How can their sales and their import be permitted?
Alva Myrdal
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If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
Alex Agase
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Last Saturday night, I got married, me and my wife settled down. Now me and my wife are parted, I'm gonna take another stroll downtown.
Lead Belly
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A Christian is a man who feels repentance on a Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
Thomas Russell Ybarra
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The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
Donna Shalala
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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This morning I wish you a day filled with brightness and love. May you have a day filled with heaps of love, blessings, joy and peace.
Unknown
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A smile is a great way to start off your day. Good Morning.
Unknown
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May all your aspirations and all that you have planned for the day is fulfilled today. Live today as if it were your last day. Make the most out of it. Good morning to you my dear.
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The sky shining so bright and birds chirping so loud are all trying to wake you up, still you manage to sleep undisturbed. Surprising!! May this message buzz not just your phone but your room so that you realize that it is no more night time. Good Morning lazy bum. Have an un-lazy day ahead.
Unknown
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There was some conflict there over Saturday nights because we were all really broke in those days- all the money you had in the world was in your pockets. Nowadays when you're say you're broke, it's not the same thing.
Arto Lindsay
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When I got the job on Saturday Night Live, they never said, 'You have to be a known impressionist.' It's one of those things that comes with the job, and you're lucky if you can do it. I've been doing it my whole life, I just didn't notice I was doing it.
Maya Rudolph
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Ogden Nash
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